----------------------------- Star Date: 21215-----------------------------

Milwaukee, WI. -- American Monroe foolishly agrees to play with BEAKER at the BBC on Feb 21st.  

Cedarburg, WI - BEAKER frontman Carl V. discovers that squeezing a cat's head with the right amount of pressure will produce light. Though practical applications of this finding have yet to be determined, BEAKER Labs have filed for patents.   

Wauwatosa, WI - Guitar hero Josh V (no relation to Carl V.) decides to leave BEAKER to pursue small shiny objects and paint fumes;-) 

Montreal, QB - On a recent business trip, Carl V. discovers that the drink Gin & Tonic is not made the same everywhere and it appears that carbonation of beverages may be illegal in Canada.